kluc.pngI’m an acorn, small and round
Lying on the cold, cold ground;
Everyone walks over me
That is why I’m cracked you see!

I’m a nut!
(Clap! Clap!)
I’m a nut!
(Clap! Clap!)
I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a nut!
(Clap! Clap!)

Called myself on the telephone
Just to hear my golden tone;
Asked me out for a little date
Picked me up about half past eight!

I’m a nut!
(Clap! Clap!)
I’m a nut!
(Clap! Clap!)
I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a nut!
(Clap! Clap!)

Took myself to the movie show
Stayed too late and said “Let’s go”;
Took my hand and led me out
Drove me home and gave a shout!

I’m a nut!
(Clap! Clap!)
I’m a nut!
(Clap! Clap!)
I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a nut!
(Clap! Clap!)